Saturday, April 08, 2006
AHHHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!

ERIKA: Double lollies: a seemingly innocent treat. Tangy on one half, tart on the other.
JENNA: What they really should be is devil on one half and hell on the other!
ERIKA: Or hell on a stick! BURN!!!
JENNA: Those horrid little suckers. they look so tasty but after you bite into them and demolish it all into you tumbler your gums feel as though they have been waxed off the inside of your mouth... tell me how they can be described as sweet and tangy?
ERIKA: Well, I was just gonna say that they burned my gums and hurt my teeth, but whatever you say...Funkmaster G! Maybe Mr. Weber wasn't trying to be nice to you because you lost...maybe he is really an evil doctor/dentist/oral hygienist who is trying to curse you by burning your gums off and making you fail his math class!
JENNA: DAAANG! this is what i have been trying to tell you guys all along that he is a horrid man who hates little children by the name of Jenna and loves to put them into his evil WEBER "kill her with his bad lessons in math and stupid jokes machine."
ERIKA: Hmm...possibly. Or maybe he's just a good guy with a bad/seriously messed up sense of humour. All I know, double lollies can kill. Just say no!

For the record, it's about two in the morning, and we've probably had all the sugar and salt for a week in this night. So please excuse the randomness of it all. And we don't really hate Mr. Weber. Even if he may be an evil doctor/dentist/oral hygienist. Seriously.

Random Definition of the Night/Early Morning
pim·ple--> (pmpl)n.
A small swelling of the skin, usually caused by acne; a papule or pustule.

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